Our world is a heathenish place and under the kind guidance of the Holy Queen, we will shield ourselves from any corruption. She is leading our great country to fated glory. The Vultik monarchs have led our people to greatness for many decades and we do not want to be led astray by change. We believe change is for the feeble-minded. We will move forward in the same manner we have for decades.

As we all know, our Holy Queen provides us, the subjects of Vultik, with abundant resources and motherly care seen in no other country before or after her reign. She is all we need in life to guide us and true subjects of Vultik never question the Holy Monarch. All Her choices are made for the good of Her people. For example, education provides changes and changes are the corruption of the soul. Therefore any educational facilities were ruled out on the 159th day of Her supremacy.

 

We, the subservient subjects of our Holy Queen Vultikstrasza, believe that nothing compares to our country. We are proud and not to be trifled with for we are the only country that matters in the grand scheme of things. The whispers about climate change, forced child labour and the general unhappiness of our population are horrendous lies. Dissidents are clearly witches sent by our enemies to thwart our holy purpose and will be prosecuted under approval of our Holy Queen. True subjects of Vultik report witches as quickly as possible so they can be dealt with.

 

Commissioned and approved by the Holy Queen Vultikstrasza the Third on the 4686th day of her supremacy.